Financial Planning ... Keep it to your Self

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.  
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three months later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

VERY IMPORTANT FACT from your Financial Advisor!!

Abu Dhabi Air Crew Crashes New A380

Anyone know if this story is True...???

There seems to be news blackout on this.

This brand spanking  new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever  built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse ,   France without a  single hour of airtime.

Enter the Arab flight  crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies ( ADAT ) on 15th November 2007, to conduct  pre-delivery tests on the  ground, such  as engine run-ups prior to  delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu  Dhabi  .
The ADAT crew taxied the  A340-600 to the run-up area.

Then they took all Four engines to takeoff power with  a virtually empty aircraft. Not having Read the  run-up
manuals, they had no clue just how light an  empty A340-600 Really  is.

The takeoff warning horn  was blaring away in the  cockpit  because they had All 4 engines at full  power.
The aircraft computers  thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been  configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)

Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the  alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the  air.

The computers automatically released all the  Brakes and set the aircraft rocketing  forward.
The ADAT crew had no  idea that this is a  safety feature so that pilots can't  land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart  enough to throttle  back the engines  from their max power  setting, so the $200 million brand-new Aircraft crashed into a  blast
barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere.

 Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

A French Airbus:  $200 million dollars
Untrained Arab Flight Crew:  $300,000 Yearly Salary

Unread Operating Manual: $300
AIRCRAFT MEETS RETAINING WALL --  WALL WINS

Mobile Phones -- Dangerous.....Do take note

True  Story


This morning I  heard a true and sad story from a colleague of  mine.

She told me one of her  friends is always having abortions.

When the  foetus gets to be 2-3 months old she loses it. This happened several times over.  

The couple went to check with many doctors and at last one of the doctors  examined the dead baby and found that the baby's body cells kept dying as the  baby was growing in the womb until he/she could not survive.

This was because  her uterus was affected by Handphone Radiation.

The doctor told her, she  now has no chance to give birth to a healthy baby, because, the radiation has  affected her uterus so that the major portion of the cells in her uterus have  already died.

This happened, because, she has been keeping her hand phone  in her working jacket so that the phone rested against just on the right spot of  the uterus.

She had been wearing it like this for a few years.



                                                                 

Please beware  of this and take note if you don't want what has happened to

this woman to  happen to you.
 
Dearest  friends & family members,

• Please do not ignore hand phone radiation which will  damage our health or body organs.

• Please put away your hand phone whenever you  don't need it much.

• Guys,  Please do not keep your hand phone near to the kidney position and pants pocket .

• The other doctor also  advised another friend to keep her hand phone away from her new born baby to  avoid radiation damage to the baby's brain cells.

• Do not let the baby or toddler play with the hand  phone. This is because the small young baby or toddler is still very fragile and  growing, so he/she is much more vulnerable to radiation  damage.

• Please  remember not to sleep together with your hand phone or put it next to your  bed.

• Keep any  other electronic goods (such as tv's) which also give off radiation away from your bedroom to reduce risk as we have to sleep a few hours every day in our  bedroom at night.

• Radiation is still present around in your room once the TV is turned off.
  

• It is not  advisable to have even a small digital alarm clock close to your head while  sleeping.  

                              Take  Care of yourself and your loved ones.

Cell Phone Safety ... Read it for your Health

Use your Hand-phones wisely, your health and the health of your love ones could be at risk. http://www.slideshare.net/Hunkydee/cell-phone-safetly