Why Do We Get Sleep Gunk in the Corners of Our Eyes?

Source form Science Illustrated Jan/Feb 2010

Why is Spinach Dangerous for Babies

Source form Science Illustrated Jan/Feb 2010

Why are Colours Hard to See at Night

Source form Science Illustrated Jan/Feb 2010

Twelve Italian Priests

Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight
row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful,
big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie,
and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when
she danced in front of them would not be ordained
because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate
with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with
the same response from all the priests until she got
to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it
flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest
in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the
bell came to rest.

He bent over to pick it up...
and all the other bells started to ring.

Need a Divorce Lawyer

Popcorn (THIS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND)

Hi All,
Popcorn (this will blow your mind)
 
This is probably what it does to our brain cells -  like  putting your head in a microwave!
And we're supposed to believe that  mobile phones are safe?

Click on the link next to 'POPCORN' below and  watch.

WHAT TEACHERS MAKE

God bless you all good teachers!!! This is dedicated to all the teachers out there.
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.

One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued,
"What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in
life was to become a teacher?"

He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who
can, do. Those who can't, teach."

To stress his point he said to another guest;
"You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?"

Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to
know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began...)

"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.

I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor.

I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an IPod, Game Cube or movie rental.

You want to know what I make?" (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table.)

''I make kids wonder.

I make them question.

I make them apologize and mean it.

I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.

I teach them to write and then I make them write.  Keyboarding isn't everything.

I make them read, read, read.

I make them show all their work in math. They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator.

I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know in English while preserving their unique cultural identity.

I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.

Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life."

(Bonnie paused one last time and then continued.)

"Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant... You want to know what I make?

I MAKE A DIFFERENCE .

What do you make Mr. CEO?"

His jaw dropped, he went silent.

The True Meaning of Class

Anyone knows the wine?

Health Tutorials

An excellent site which will be very useful to every one of us. Please save this for future reference as well.
Interactive Health Tutorials
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/tutorials/

The tutorials listed on the web page are interactive health education resources from the Patient Education Institute

.Using animated graphics each tutorial explains a procedure or condition in easy-to-read language. You can also listen to the tutorial.

So Sex is Like Picking a Lock

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

Emerging City Innovation ... Who is Taking the Lead!!!

Most of the world’s population now lives in cities. How can we make sure these urban centers are good homes for humanity? Cities from Bogotá and Rio de Janeiro to Seoul are leading the way, using fresh ideas to reduce pollution and waste; provide efficient, clean transportation; and support biodiversity. Watch the VIDEO
http://www.good.is/post/emerging-city-innovation/

Stress Before and After Vacation

Ah! another chart on what we go through before and after a Vacation. I guess we would not be able to live without our email, facebook and etc, how this forms of communication has invaded our everyday lives and privacy at times.

Stress vs Productivity

This is a simple chart showing how Stress effects our productivity during a typical work day.
Any Comments ???

Swine Flu Vaccination - Poison ? ? ? - From an Angry Australian Pharmacist

READ FOR YOUR OWN AWARENESS

Any Docs and Pharmacists would like to commend???


Subject: Swine Flu Vaccination - Poison ? ? ? - From an Angry Australian Pharmacist.

"Guys, I'm Emailing you because I'm bloody scared about something. I created my Facebook group for fun, and to use it to market my businesses to people. What I'm doing now totally kills my ability to do that, but I don't care. This is important. I'm a qualified pharmacist. I've been researching the swine flu vaccine that our government has bought for us (using our money, by the way) and its DANGEROUS. Its easily a hundred times more dangerous than the swine flu itself, Imo. Something that freaked me out is that several swine flu vaccine manufacturers have asked governments to give them an exemption from lawsuits, in case the vaccine caused harm in people. If you made a vaccine that you knew worked, then why would you need a legal exemption in case it hurt people? Massive warning sign. They don't believe its safe. The swine flu itself has killed about 2/3000 people total. The regular flu kills 40 000 plus per year, so why are we freaking out about swine flu, and not normal flu? Does that make sense? No. If the regular flu kills 40 000 plus per year, and the swine flu only killed 2/3000 ? then why are governments buying it in advance, giving it to us for free, and giving drug manufacturers immunity to legal cases against them? Does that make sense? No. The swine flu vaccine contains 2 horribly dangerous compounds, one is called thimerosol. It is made 50% of mercury. It binds to receptors in your brain, and basically causes brain damage. Is it smart to be injected with thimerosol, and get brain damage, dropping 10 IQ points and going dumb, in order to avoid getting a flu that kills 95% less people than regular flu? No. The other horrible ingredient is called squalene. Squalene accidentally tricks your immune system into killing your own cells, which creates autoimmune diseases like asthma, multiple scelerosis, diabetes, and a bunch of diseases that we don't have a name for yet (because squalene hasn't been used for that long, and we have little data on its effects), is it smart to inject yourself with that stuff, in order to avoid a relatively mild flu, like the swine flu? No. If you're a pregnant mother about to take Panvax, ask yourself this ? why would you take Panvax, when it contains Neomycin and Polymyxin B Sulfate ? both of which exhibit positive risk to unborn children ? so as to avoid what? A mild flu, that kills 95% fewer people than the regular flu? Look, I'm a funny guy. Yeah, I make good Facebook groups. People join them by the thousands, and laugh. But I'm also a qualified pharmacist. I scored in the top 10 of my state in school. I'm expert at critical analysis of drugs and their effects on humans. And let me be blunt, if someone came up to me with a syringe full of swine flu vaccine, or came near my family with one, I would take the needle off them and poke them with it myself, followed by several very hard punches. This stuff is poison. Don't take it. Don't let your friends take it. Don't let your family take it. If some idiot in a lab coat asks you if you want it, ask them about thimerosol, squalene, and why the company making it wants legal exemption from being sued, and watch their face go into omg I'm being asked serious questions that I don't have the answer to mode. Anyway. I hope you're all well. Chat to you on Facebook sometime :) Sincerely, George Mamouzellos Bachelor of Pharmacy University of South Australia" Adrian Abbott | Regional Manager In the business of climate change p: +61 7 3230 8801 m: 0458 355 853 contact Adrian.Abbott@energetics.com.au www.energetics.com.au web Unit 3, 212 Boundary St Spring Hill QLD 4000

Marriage is for.........sharing!

The sharing of marriage...

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into twopiles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are
waiting for?"

She answered

"THE TEETH."

Become a citizen of Hopenhagen

On December 7, leaders from 192 countries will gather at the UN Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen to determine the fate of our planet. Let's turn Copenhagen into Hopenhagen. Hopenhagen is a movement, a moment and a chance at a new beginning. The hope that we can create a global community that will lead our leaders into making the right decisions. The hope that by solving our environmental crisis, we can solve our economic crisis at the same time. Hopenhagen is change - and that change will be powered by all of us.

Help lead the leaders by visiting hopenhagen.org

 today. Sign the petition. Become a citizen of Hopenhagen. Fuel the movement. More important, pass on the story of  Hopenhagen to your friends and family. Encourage everyone you can to get involved and sign the petition. Because the more of us who do, the more our leaders will recognize the world is serious about change.

Let's turn Copenhagen into Hopenhagen.

Focus on Problems vs. Focus on Solutions

One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan ' s biggest cosmetics companies.

Cucumbers to the rescue!!!

The Amazing Cucumber This information was in The New York Times several weeks ago as part of their "Spotlight on the Home" series that highlighted creative and fanciful ways to solve common problems.

Financial Planning ... Keep it to your Self

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.  
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three months later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

VERY IMPORTANT FACT from your Financial Advisor!!

Abu Dhabi Air Crew Crashes New A380

Anyone know if this story is True...???

There seems to be news blackout on this.

This brand spanking  new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever  built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse ,   France without a  single hour of airtime.

Enter the Arab flight  crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies ( ADAT ) on 15th November 2007, to conduct  pre-delivery tests on the  ground, such  as engine run-ups prior to  delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu  Dhabi  .
The ADAT crew taxied the  A340-600 to the run-up area.

Then they took all Four engines to takeoff power with  a virtually empty aircraft. Not having Read the  run-up
manuals, they had no clue just how light an  empty A340-600 Really  is.

The takeoff warning horn  was blaring away in the  cockpit  because they had All 4 engines at full  power.
The aircraft computers  thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been  configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)

Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the  alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the  air.

The computers automatically released all the  Brakes and set the aircraft rocketing  forward.
The ADAT crew had no  idea that this is a  safety feature so that pilots can't  land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart  enough to throttle  back the engines  from their max power  setting, so the $200 million brand-new Aircraft crashed into a  blast
barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere.

 Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

A French Airbus:  $200 million dollars
Untrained Arab Flight Crew:  $300,000 Yearly Salary

Unread Operating Manual: $300
AIRCRAFT MEETS RETAINING WALL --  WALL WINS

Mobile Phones -- Dangerous.....Do take note

True  Story


This morning I  heard a true and sad story from a colleague of  mine.

She told me one of her  friends is always having abortions.

When the  foetus gets to be 2-3 months old she loses it. This happened several times over.  

The couple went to check with many doctors and at last one of the doctors  examined the dead baby and found that the baby's body cells kept dying as the  baby was growing in the womb until he/she could not survive.

This was because  her uterus was affected by Handphone Radiation.

The doctor told her, she  now has no chance to give birth to a healthy baby, because, the radiation has  affected her uterus so that the major portion of the cells in her uterus have  already died.

This happened, because, she has been keeping her hand phone  in her working jacket so that the phone rested against just on the right spot of  the uterus.

She had been wearing it like this for a few years.



                                                                 

Please beware  of this and take note if you don't want what has happened to

this woman to  happen to you.
 
Dearest  friends & family members,

• Please do not ignore hand phone radiation which will  damage our health or body organs.

• Please put away your hand phone whenever you  don't need it much.

• Guys,  Please do not keep your hand phone near to the kidney position and pants pocket .

• The other doctor also  advised another friend to keep her hand phone away from her new born baby to  avoid radiation damage to the baby's brain cells.

• Do not let the baby or toddler play with the hand  phone. This is because the small young baby or toddler is still very fragile and  growing, so he/she is much more vulnerable to radiation  damage.

• Please  remember not to sleep together with your hand phone or put it next to your  bed.

• Keep any  other electronic goods (such as tv's) which also give off radiation away from your bedroom to reduce risk as we have to sleep a few hours every day in our  bedroom at night.

• Radiation is still present around in your room once the TV is turned off.
  

• It is not  advisable to have even a small digital alarm clock close to your head while  sleeping.  

                              Take  Care of yourself and your loved ones.

Cell Phone Safety ... Read it for your Health

Use your Hand-phones wisely, your health and the health of your love ones could be at risk. http://www.slideshare.net/Hunkydee/cell-phone-safetly

Hearth Attack ... What We Need to Know

Don't Panic, remember this steps .. It could save your life or someone you know. http://www.slideshare.net/Hunkydee/heart-attack-2488486.

Heart Diseases ... What you need to know

Got this sometime ago, take time to read it, understand your Hearth and it will take care of you. http://www.slideshare.net/Hunkydee/heart-diseases-2488475.

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

BALANCE SHEET OF  LIFE  Our Birth is our Opening Balance! Our Death is our Closing Balance! Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities Our Creative Ideas are our Assets Heart is our Current Asset Soul is our Fixed Asset Brain is our Fixed Deposit Thinking is our Current Account Achievements are our Capital Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade  Friends are our General Reserves Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill  Patience is our Interest Earned Love is our Dividend Children are our Bonus Issues Education is Brands / Patents  Knowledge is our Investment Experience is our Premium Account The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately. The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award. Some very Good and Very bad things ... The most destructive habit......................Worry  The greatest Joy...............................Giving  The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect  The most satisfying work...............Helping others The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness  The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders  Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth The greatest 'shot in the arm'..........Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease............Excuses  The most powerful force in life...................Love  The most dangerous pariah........A gossip The world's most incredible computer........The brain The worst thing to be without................... Hope The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue  The two most power-filled words................'I Can'  The greatest asset...............................Faith The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!  The most prized possession................Integrity The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer  The most contagious spirit..................Enthusiasm  The most important thing in life..................GOD

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!

HANDY TIPS

Ants Problem:
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.


To get pure and clean ice:
Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine:
Clean with spirit

To remove chewing gum from clothes:
Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes
Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes 10.

To give a shine to hair:
Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To get maximum juice out of lemons:
Soak lemons in hot water for one hour, and then juice them.

To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking:
Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.

To rid the smell of fish from your hands:
Wash your hands with a little apple vinegar.

To avoid tears while cutting onions:
Chew gum.

To boil potatoes quickly:
Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.

To boil eggs quickly:
Add salt to the water and boil.

To check freshness of fish:
Put it in a bowl of cold water. If the fish floats, its fresh.

To check freshness of eggs:
Put the egg in water. If it becomes horizontal, its fresh. If it becomes slanting, its 3-4 days old. If it becomes vertical, its 10 days old. If it floats, its stale.

To remove ink from clothes:
Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To skin sweet potatoes quickly:
Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.

To get rid of mice or rats:
Sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.

To get rid of mosquitoes at night:
Keep leaves of mint near your bed or pillows and in around the room.

Smily Moon

This was what many saw on 1st December 2008 night, in Malaysian.

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life.

Because of recent abductions
in daylight hours, refresh yourself
of these things to do in 

an emergency situation...
This is for you,
and for you to share
with your wife,
your children,
everyone you know.
After reading these  9 crucial tips ,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.  

A Chart to Better Health

Share this Chart with everyone

 

apples	Protects your heart	prevents constipation	Blocks diarrhea	Improves lung capacity	Cushions joints
apricots	Combats cancer	Controls blood pressure	Saves your eyesight	Shields against Alzheimer's	Slows aging process
artichokes	Aids digestion	Lowers cholesterol	Protects your heart	Stabilizes blood sugar	Guards against liver disease
avocados	Battles diabetes	Lowers cholesterol	Helps stops strokes	Controls blood pressure	Smoothes skin
bananas	Protects your heart	Quiets a cough	Strengthens bones	Controls blood pressure	Blocks diarrhea
beans	Prevents constipation	Helps hemorrhoids	Lowers cholesterol	Combats cancer	Stabilizes blood sugar
beets	Controls blood pressure	Combats cancer	Strengthens bones	Protects your heart	Aids weight loss
blueberries	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Stabilizes blood sugar	Boosts memory	Prevents constipation
broccoli	Strengthens bones	Saves eyesight	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Controls blood pressure
cabbage	Combats cancer	Prevents constipation	Promotes weight loss	Protects your heart	Helps hemorrhoids
cantaloupe	Saves eyesight	Controls blood pressure	Lowers cholesterol	Combats cancer	Supports immune system
carrots	Saves eyesight	Protects your heart	Prevents constipation	Combats cancer	Promotes weight loss
cauliflower	Protects against Prostate Cancer	Combats Breast Cancer	Strengthens bones	Banishes bruises	Guards against heart disease
cherries	Protects your heart	Combats Cancer	Ends insomnia	Slows aging process	Shields against Alzheimer's
chestnuts	Promotes weight loss	Protects your heart	Lowers cholesterol	Combats Cancer	Controls blood pressure
chili peppers	Aids digestion	Soothes sore throat	Clears sinuses	Combats Cancer	Boosts immune system
figs	Promotes weight loss	Helps stops strokes	Lowers cholesterol	Combats Cancer	Controls blood pressure
fish	Protects your heart	Boosts memory	Protects your heart	Combats Cancer	Supports immune system
flax	Aids digestion	Battles diabetes	Protects your heart	Improves mental health	Boosts immune system
garlic	Lowers cholesterol	Controls blood pressure	Combats cancer	kills bacteria	Fights fungus
grapefruit	Protects against heart attacks	Promotes Weight loss	Helps stops strokes	Combats Prostate Cancer	Lowers cholesterol
grapes	saves eyesight	Conquers kidney stones	Combats cancer	Enhances blood flow	Protects your heart
green tea	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Helps stops strokes	Promotes Weight loss	Kills bacteria
honey	Heals wounds	Aids digestion	Guards against ulcers	Increases energy	Fights allergies
lemons	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Controls blood pressure	Smoothes skin	Stops scurvy
limes	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Controls blood pressure	Smoothes skin	Stops scurvy
mangoes	Combats cancer	Boosts memory	Regulates thyroid	aids digestion	Shields against Alzheimer's
mushrooms	Controls blood pressure	Lowers cholesterol	Kills bacteria	Combats cancer	Strengthens bones
oats	Lowers cholesterol	Combats cancer	Battles diabetes	prevents constipation	Smoothes skin
olive oil	Protects your heart	Promotes Weight loss	Combats cancer	Battles diabetes	Smoothes skin
onions	Reduce risk of heart attack	Combats cancer	Kills bacteria	Lowers cholesterol	Fights fungus
oranges	Supports immune systems	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Straightens respiration
peaches	prevents constipation	Combats cancer	Helps stops strokes	aids digestion	Helps hemorrhoids
peanuts	Protects against heart disease	Promotes Weight loss	Combats Prostate Cancer	Lowers cholesterol	Aggravates diverticulitis
pineapple	Strengthens bones	Relieves colds	Aids digestion	Dissolves warts	Blocks diarrhea
prunes	Slows aging process	prevents constipation	boosts memory	Lowers cholesterol	Protects against heart disease
rice	Protects your heart	Battles diabetes	Conquers kidney stones	Combats cancer	Helps stops strokes
strawberries	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	boosts memory	Calms stress
sweet potatoes	Saves your eyesight	Lifts mood	Combats cancer	Strengthens bones
tomatoes	Protects prostate	Combats cancer	Lowers cholesterol	Protects your heart
walnuts	Lowers cholesterol	Combats cancer	boosts memory	Lifts mood	Protects against heart disease
water	Promotes Weight loss	Combats cancer	Conquers kidney stones	Smoothes skin
watermelon	Protects prostate	Promotes Weight loss	Lowers cholesterol	Helps stops strokes	Controls blood pressure
wheat germ	Combats Colon Cancer	prevents constipation	Lowers cholesterol	Helps stops strokes	improves digestion
wheat bran	Combats Colon Cancer	prevents constipation	Lowers cholesterol	Helps stops strokes	improves digestion
yogurt	Guards against ulcers	Strengthens bones	Lowers cholesterol	Supports immune systems	Aids digestion

7 dont's after a meal

 

*    Don't smoke-Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of   cancer is higher).                                                                                         *    Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.                                       *     Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid.This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.     *    Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted &blocked.                                           *    Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease.  This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.                                                                                                                                               *    Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.                                                                                                                             *    Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.   FINALLY DON'T JUST READ THIS  PLEASE FORWARD IT TO YOUR   FRIENDS. LET THEM BE AWARE!!